Drunk Dude Stumbles Into Wrong Apartment And Tries To Throw Whiskey Dick To An 80 Year Old Broad
FAIRGROUNDS — Kitsap County prosecutors are reviewing a Sunday morning incident in East Bremerton involving a drunken 21-year-old man who walked into the wrong apartment and climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman. Kitsap County sheriff’s deputies were called to the apartment on Vineyard Lane, east of Kitsap County Fairgrounds, about 6:30 a.m. Sunday by the woman’s 56-year-old son, who had been sleeping in another bedroom, according to reports. He was awakened by the sound of someone urinating on the floor of the apartment. As he was getting up to investigate, he heard someone go into his mother’s room, and she began to scream. The woman told deputies she was extremely frightened when the strange man climbed into bed with her. Between screams, she asked what he was doing. “Passing out,” he told her, and went to sleep.
Is this bitch serious? Newsflash lady, you’re 80 years old. Not exactly a spring chicken anymore. I mean you should be happy to get a call from a relative once a week. Having some drunk 21 year old guy climb into your bed in the middle of the night ready to fuck the cobwebs off your Werther’s Original-scented body is a straightup godsend.
Because I can guarantee this broad is getting NO dick. She lives with her 56 year old son. Talk about a cock block. You can’t bring guys home to fuck when your loser son is crushing Spaghetti-O’s and Stargate: Atlantis episodes in the living room. Completely kills the mood.
So this 21 year old tries to be a good samaritan and slay a little geriatric snatch and what does he get for his efforts? A ride in a fucking police car. Old bitches these days. They want the attention without giving up the pussy. Doesn’t work like that gram.
PS – I legit laughed out loud at the part where the drunk dude told her he was passing out and then went to sleep. We can all relate. Like I don’t give a fuck where I am – couch, floor, porch, backyard, 80 year old sluts bed. When you’re passing out you’re passing out.